What Matters.

wiseyoungravenclaw:

David Tennant turns to his father-in-law and says, “I’m twice the Doctor you ever were.”

danismymetaphor:

what do you call it when Captain Jack Harkness flirts way too much?

sexual harknessment

onthesurfaceofmidnight:

Doctor who: YO MAMA SO FAT THE ADIPOSE CONSIDER HER A NATURAL RESOURCE Supernatural: YO MAMA SO FAT SHES STILL ALIVE ONLY CUZ AZAZEL COULDN’T PUT HER ON THE CEILING Harry Potter - YO MAMA SO FAT HER PATRONUS IS A CAKE Sherlock - YOUR MOTHER IS OVERWEIGHT

houseofhannibal:

madame-vashtranerada:

houseofhannibal:

dash is named dash because he runs really fast

violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

jack of all trades because he has so many powers

OH

(via orgasm)

guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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(Source: guy, via gnarly)

jbildungsroman:

Ugh, worst song ever. 

if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.

(Source: laurentmelanies, via andrewfromrapture)

bizzareandbeautiful:

This is my favorite thing on the internet.

(via ayaasuka)

w-for-wumbo:

leftforbed:

emilie-xo:

party-balloons:

when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video

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Hahahahaha

when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time

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i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….

(via ily-leo)

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